SEC. 01 / HEADLINE

Let us Dominate Your Yard

Three shirtless lawn-care crew members arm-in-arm in front of a house and zero-turn mower at golden hour — FIG. 01 — CREW, 3 UNITS. CONDITION: GOLDEN HOUR. SHIRTS: NOT FOUND.

SUBLINE: Get yourself a sexy boy…or two 😉

CREW: 3

SHIRTS: 0–1 (VARIABLE)

SEC. 02 / SERVICES + PRICING

Fertilizing & Weed control

Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected

$75.00

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

$40.00

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SEC. 04 / GUARANTEE

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

CLAUSE 01: Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes

WARRANTY VOID IF: LAWN ALREADY DOMINATED.

FIG. 04 — EQUIPMENT TRANSFER. TRAILER: BRANDED. BLOWERS: 3.