VARIETY No. 001 — HARDY PERENNIAL
$75.00
Fertilizing & Weed control
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SOW: MONTHLY · SUN: FULL · SHIRTS: OPTIONAL
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VARIETY No. 002 — FAST GROWER
$40.00
Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing
Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need.
CUT: WEEKLY · EDGE: CRISP · GUN SHOW: INCLUDED
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Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes
