Three shirtless lawn-care crew members standing arm in arm at golden hour in front of a suburban home

The 2026 Calendar

Let us Dominate Your Yard

Get yourself a sexy boy…or two 😉

Twelve months of peak landscaping physique. Limited edition.

A shirtless gardener kneels with a rake beside a freshly striped lawn

June

Mr. Fertilizer

$75.00

Fertilizing & Weed control — $75.00

Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected

A crew member mows a lawn on a zero-turn mower beside a stone wall

July

Mr. Mow

$40.00

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing — $40.00

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

The Centerfold

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December

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes