Act One
Fertilizing & Weed control
Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected
Admission $75.00
Step Right Up — Tonight & Every Night
Let us Dominate Your Yard
Tonight's Program
A Double Bill of Astonishing Feats
Act Two
Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing
Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need
Admission $40.00
Gardener Muscles Vary...drastically...
Every Performance Backed by Our Solemn Word
Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed
Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes
