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A photographic essay in four plates — Sexy Boys Lawn Services

Three shirtless crew members standing arm in arm at golden hour, rendered in black and white
Plate I. The crew, golden hour, no shirts found.

Plate II.

Fertilizing & Weed control

Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected

Edition price

$75.00

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A crew member raking a freshly striped lawn, rendered in black and white
Fig. The rake. Stripes by hand.

Plate III.

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

Edition price

$40.00

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A crew member riding a zero-turn mower past a stone wall, rendered in black and white
Fig. Zero turns, zero shirts.

Gardener Muscles Vary... drastically...

Interlude — Results not typical.

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes

The crew loading blowers onto the Sexy Boys branded trailer at day's end, rendered in black and white
Plate IV. Load-out. The trailer, stenciled.