An important message for homeowners

Let us Dominate Your Yard

Get yourself a sexy boy…or two 😉

Three shirtless lawn-care crew members posing arm in arm at golden hour

As seen on your neighbor's lawn!

Operators are standing by. (It's just the three of us.)

BUT WAIT — THERE'S MORE!

Two — count them, TWO — services. Operators… are the same three guys.

Today's unbelievable offers

Shirtless gardener raking fresh soil beside a striped lawn

ONLY $75!

Fertilizing & Weed control

Just $75.00

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Shirts not included.

Crew member mowing a lawn on a zero-turn mower beside a stone wall

ONLY $40!

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

Just $40.00

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

Batteries not needed. Muscles included.

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OFFER ENDS IN:

WHEN EVER WE FEEL LIKE IT

(That's a promise. Kinda.)

Official-ish seal

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

100% OFFICIAL-ISH

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes

Actual unretouched sexy boys.