The Collection · Est. Golden Hour

Let us Dominate Your Yard

Get yourself a sexy boy…or two 😉

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Three shirtless, fit crew members standing arm-in-arm in front of a house at golden hour, beside a mower

Specimen № 001 — The Crew · Sexii maximus

The Catalogue

Hand-raised services, priced to please.

A crew member kneeling to rake a striped, healthy lawn

№ I

Fertilizing & Weed control

Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected

$75.00

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A zero-turn mower parked beside a stone wall on a manicured lawn

№ II

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

$40.00

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Gardener Muscles Vary...drastically...

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes

The crew loading STIHL blowers onto a black mesh trailer stenciled with the palm-tree Sexy Boys Lawn Services logo

Fig. 04 — Ships with three sexy boys.