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2 services, 3 boys, 0 excuses

Mr. Fertilizer kneeling on a striped lawn, rake in hand

Mr. Fertilizer, 28

📍 2.3 miles away

Loves long walks across your yard. Will feed your grass like it's a love language.

  • Feeds lawns
  • Weeds: blocked
  • Never ghosts
Nope
Sir Mows-a-Lot piloting a zero-turn mower beside a stone wall

Sir Mows-a-Lot, 31

📍 0.8 miles away

Zero turns, zero excuses. Edges with feelings.

  • Zero-turn certified
  • Edges: emotionally
  • Blows: leaves only
Nope
The Whole Crew, three shirtless landscapers arm-in-arm at golden hour

The Whole Crew, 3-for-1

📍 In your area (literally on your street)

Three boys, one mission: your yard, dominated.

  • Mows: 100%
  • Shirts: rarely
  • Golden hour: always
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It's a Match!

Your Lawn liked The Whole Crew. It's mutual. Obviously.

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Most Dominated

Fertilizing & Weed control

$75.00per visit

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  • Unlimited fertilizer affection
  • Weeds get left on read
  • Golden-hour priority
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Platinum

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

$40.00per visit

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

  • Mow, obviously
  • Edges included
  • Leaf-blowing: expert level
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Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes

The crew loading STIHL blowers onto a black mesh trailer stenciled with the Sexy Boys Lawn Services palm-tree logo
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Terms of Service, kinda: LawnMatch is not a real app. No data is collected because there is no data. Offer ends: whenever. Swiping left has never once worked.