1.0 — STATEMENT OF INTENT
Let us Dominate Your Yard
NOTE 1.1
Get yourself a sexy boy…or two 😉
- CREW3 UNITS
- SHIRTS0 (ZERO)
- EXCUSESNONE
- SHORTCUTSNONE
2.0 — SERVICES & PRICING (ALL PRICES IN USD)
| Item | Service | Specification | Unit Price | Order |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.1 | Fertilizing & Weed control | Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected | $75.00 | Contact Us |
| 2.2 | Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing | Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need | $40.00 | Contact Us |
3.0 — FIELD OBSERVATION (CONTINUOUS)
Gardener Muscles Vary...drastically...
4.0 — SERVICE GUARANTEE (ABRIDGED)
Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed
CLAUSE 4.1 — SATISFACTION
CLAUSE 4.2 — SHIRTS (SEE FIG. 4.1)
Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes
