01 — The Crew

Let us Dominate Your Yard

Get yourself a sexy boy…or two 😉

Three shirtless lawn-crew members arm-in-arm at golden hour beside a zero-turn mower

02 — Service

Fertilizing & Weed control

Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected

$75.00

A shirtless crew member kneeling and raking fresh soil beside a freshly striped lawn

03 — Service

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

$40.00

A crew member riding a zero-turn mower past a stone wall on a lawn

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04 — The Guarantee

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes