Atomic-Age Lawn Care

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Operators standing by. Shirts optional.

The Sexy Boys crew — three shirtless lawn pros at golden hour

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Two services. Three boys. Zero shirts.

Fertilizing & Weed control — gardener raking a striped lawn at sunset $75.00

Fertilizing & Weed control

Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected

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Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing — crew member on a zero-turn mower $40.00

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

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Gardener muscles vary — drastically.

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes

The crew loading blowers onto the Sexy Boys Lawn Services trailer

The fleet. The boys. The mid-century dream.