Sexy Boys Lawn Services

Menu Dégustation · Service Doré

Let us Dominate Your Yard

Get yourself a sexy boy…or two 😉

Gardener Muscles Vary...drastically...

Le Menu

Amuse-Bouche

A lingering look at your hedgerow, compliments of the boys. — gratis

Première

Fertilizing & Weed control

Subscribe & Save to one of our plans to have your lawn protected

Sommelier's note — pairs well with morning dew.

$75.00

Deuxième

Residential & Commercial Lawn mowing

Mow, edge, blow. Just what you need

Sommelier's note — pairs with crisp dawn air; notes of fresh clippings and a faint two-stroke finish.

$40.00

One seating per lawn. No substitutions. Shirts at the discretion of the kitchen. Service compris.

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Par Réservation Uniquement

From the Pass

Gardener raking fresh soil beside a striped lawn
Première, as plated.
Crew member on a zero-turn mower beside a stone wall
Deuxième, as plated.
The three-man lawn crew arm in arm at golden hour
La Brigade

A Note From the Kitchen

Satisfaction, kinda guaranteed

Our sexy boys will get the job done — no excuses, no shortcuts, no shirts…sometimes

— The Boys

Reservations

Reserve your… lawn.

Seating Golden hour, daily

Party One lawn, well-kept

Dress Shirts optional

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The crew loading blowers onto the branded Sexy Boys Lawn Services trailer
The Cellar.